Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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