pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
