Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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