The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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