Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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