Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i've created a new STD.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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