so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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