who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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