What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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