Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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