why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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