yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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