and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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