she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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