just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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