If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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