So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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