We're like a lot better than the average bears
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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