yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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