Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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