is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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