I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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