I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
