I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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