So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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