we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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