just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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