Do vagina's smell?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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