And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the day after is always just damage control
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I can't put those talents on a resume
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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