I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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