just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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