508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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