Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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