I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
