U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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