how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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