Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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