I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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