i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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