No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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