her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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