I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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