just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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