Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I had to cum in my sink.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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