i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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