Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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