It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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