I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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