so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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