i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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