so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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